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This act has taken us around the world and back again. We've played big venues (Sydney Opera House, Roundhouse), tiny venues (Bumkin, Brompton Club), birthday parties (Roxette) and Bat Mitzvahs (she wanted One Direction but got us instead). For 16 years and older.

"Dancing like you’ve never seen it before" 

Time Out, London


A Britney-Warhol-Kraftwerk homage originally conceived for the club at Rose.Rabbit.Lie, Las Vegas. These fun and freaky androgynous space twins have appeared on TV, rode through Ibiza on the back of a moped and have entertained club kids from Paris to Montreal, Dublin to Dubai.

"A dopamine rush"

The Irish Times

Tapping, skipping, vogueing, whacking. The chav ballerinas premiered in our first live shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. They had their first cabaret outing at the Roundhouse in 2011 and we still haven't managed to kill them off. 

"The exhilaratingly original Up & Over It - 

two ex-River Dancers liberate the dance form"

The New Statesman

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